Shhhh! don't tell them there's a dictator in Venezuela Chavez decrees blaspheming foreigners will be deported No joke. Totally serious. Chavez sez:

. "No foreigner, whoever it is, can come here to attack us," Chavez said. "How long are we going to allow a person, from any country in the world, to come to our own house to say there's a dictatorship here, that the President is a tyrant, and no one does anything about it?"

Think they'll start to bug the chandeliers just like in the days of the USSR?

Geeze, if we deported everyone who spoke negatively about the U.S., our tourism would surely drop off! ;-)